hock-unit III

Wednesday, March 22, 2006


*at some sushi place*

loen: die ah can't finish all this soft-shell crab... eh help eat leh
daryl: what? you are the one who ordered so much
damein: yeah daryl ordered one serving and i ordered one serving and you had to be the macho man and say FIVE SERVINGS...
loen: Oei... i eat so much i'm like going to puke already
damein: why waste time eating then? you can just go look in the mirror haha
daryl: eh stop suaning him la...i know we're some much more handsome but should show some humility right...
loen: wah lau what kind of brothers are you? always so bad one
daryl: you aren't being a very good sister too
loen: -.-'

*after some time there still remains some crab*

damein: hey let's call the rest to help us finish the food la...we dying already haha
daryl: yeah good idea. *calls out to davehtas, ceirse and aelx at the other table* eh guys wanna try some crab? its damn nice.
damein: yeah it hasn't been touched yet
ceirse: hmm why don't we play zhong zi mi ma to get rid of it? loser eats the crab
loen: yeah good, we're gonna make you three eat it for us haha, i'm damn sick of it
daryl: i wanna set the number! alright ...range is 1 to 200. aelx go!
aelx: hmmm... 173
daryl: *checks number* OH DUDE! you got it! we have a winner! enjoy your crab haha
aelx: what?! dammit this sucks. nevermind, i'm gonna set the next round, y'all better watch out... okay range 1 to 100
damein: ummmm ahhhhh ermmmm hmmmm let the number be x. x lies in (1,100). by interval bisecti-
davehtas: hurry up la! you think your maths very good is it?
damein: HEY! I am damn smartrrrr! I take physics, maths chemistryrrr econs f-maths computing and gp arse paperrrrrrrrrr. i have an iq of two hundred sixty five thousand six hundred and fifteen.
daryl: that's nothing la, my hq is higher than yours
damein: hq?
loen: I know i know! hq is handsome quotient right? you trying to say you more handsome...
daryl: whoa loen you surprised me! you're wayyy smarter than you look...
loen: why thank yo-- huh?! what the...

*and so concludes this edition of the adventures of h-unit, where h= handsome, hot, hunky and of course, hock :p *










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